What if every day was Monday?
Before you begin thinking about that – stop, don’t do it! It’s a horrible thought. I’m sorry I said that.
Let’s talk instead about how beautiful it is that sometimes we get days that are not full of busy things that we have to do, but are full instead of flowers, food, and friends. That’s way better than a Monday. Unless your Mondays are really awesome somehow in which case I hate you and we’re not speaking.
At some later point we should discuss how people should not, in fact, hate Mondays because that’s actually a terrible way to live. But for now, whatever.